....::An Illustration of Life::.....

a cartoon-ised lifestyle of the drow

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Name: Koh Cheng Chee

a lazy guy who likes almost everything.almost.

Saturday, September 29, 2007


The frog is an amphibian.

Most frogs have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by JUMPING or CLIMBING.



The frog is on the road.

most of us don't notice frogs on a road.

until....



the frog hopped SO HIGH!


we should NEVER underestimate the frog's leg muscle.

=/

-Cheng Chee

Sunday, September 23, 2007

the LATE update .


hello again there fan-fan yang tersayang! nyahaha! ^_^

million apologies for not updating. the workload here is compressing me into a ball here.

so...have fun. i'll try my best to update as FREQUENT as i may!



my crit sessions*. where lecturers play dumb.
(of course..they aren't)

(*crit sessions: a time where lecturers and course-mates listen to your beautiful presentation)



well...talking SHIT and laughing like DOGS are always welcoming during the weekend...

here's an example.
we discussed:
what if shaving pubic hair came to reality in public "muthusamy barbershops"..?


with a little spice of exaggeration and a splash of elaboration, of course.

i realized somehow after each horror movie we watched..

there was always the question about a phantom backseat passenger brought up by SAN...

SO!

fear of looking at the rear view mirror during lonely night drives remains...

>_<

-Cheng Chee

Saturday, June 23, 2007

salon symphonies


i followed SANJEEV to the salon for some "hair treatment"

needs to straighten it, said he.






well...rebonding looked painful...(as you can see)
awfully long process too. 5 hrs MAN. wth. huahua. X-D

i just wanted to cut mine...so i had to wait for 3 more hrs. ish.


hey...his hair shone lar. literally. REALLY.

o_O

-Cheng Chee

Thursday, June 14, 2007

1) 5 things found in my bag
- goggles
- earplugs
- my technical drawing pen (i don't know why its there)
- extra key chain (!)
- wet swimwear odor

2) 5 things found in my wallet
- a picture of Kakashi. (ish. blame the anime.not me.)
- no paper notes at the moment...
- moths and butterflies?
- some ancient receipts...from kinnokuniya
- of cos...you know those other important stuff.

3) 5 favourite things in your room
- maggi cup TOMYAM flavor.
- my BED...
- Architecture: FORM SPACE AND ORDER by D.K Ching
- a "company of heroes" poster
- posters of some nice women. i'm a poster freak.

4) 5 things you always wanted to do
- watch a real woman orgasm..(porn so tipu)
- communicate with animals
- fly...with wings.
- learn an ability to render myself invisible
- be superb at wielding a sword

5) 5 things you're currently into
- Company of Heroes (pro)
- DotA
- Forgotten Realms
- swimming
- sleeping...ish. I'M ROTTING, I TELL U

6) 5 people that you wish to tag
- i'm against tagging.

old loonies

i never had the chance to blog about past events...
so i'm taking the chance to do so every time i run out of ideas on every update...
X-P



i took a taxi from my uni to the nearest lrt station.
of cos...i knew the usual way there...
but this time though...the taxi driver took a different route...
i got nervous.



"i've been driving since you were in your mother's stomach lar."
"i'm a mapper too."
"so dont worry."

we laughed at an arabian teaching his wife how to ice skate.

well..we seem to be always laughing so hard each time we go to Sunway Pyramid..


especially that time when reuben had bad stomach day...=D

-Cheng Chee


Monday, June 11, 2007

rot a lot


ROTTING, is part of holidays.

ROTTING has become a hobby now.


mom tak puas with my rotting skills.


dad occasionally takes interest on what i'm playing on pc.

especially that WWII First Person Shooter, Medal of Honor.


of course...weng chiew did teach me how to counter the nag machine.



reuben dared me to hump a column at Sunway Pyramid.

what to do. i'm on holiday. sue me.

-Cheng Chee


Saturday, May 12, 2007

comic relief

my father's name is Mr. Koh Weng Chiew.
he is now retired, aged 57.
but, he has a sick sense of humor.
don't ask me why.



after eating just this evening...
he sat down and started mending his favourite pair of shorts by needle and thread.

suddenly he complained:

"this washing machine ah....like a destroyer, u know!
u know DESTROYER?
last time they had cruisers, battleships, destroyers!
must take submarine and give it one TORPEDO lar!"

yeah...the washing machine had no mercy upon my fathers favourite pair of shorts.

"washing machine, murderer lar."
-Koh Weng Chiew-



my sister got that toy car from Shell petrol.
my father found it and started to play with it....

hey! even i got excited when i saw the miniature ferrari....


you haven't heard the last of Koh Weng Chiew's antics.....yet.

-Cheng Chee


Monday, April 23, 2007

long time....no?

SORRY for the long, long delay guys...been stuck with end yr projects....

the rats and spiders seem to miss me a lot...

i wonder what about my HUMAN fans....? huahua! =)



well....having an affinity to animals, i tried talking to a fly one afternoon when we were having lunch in KFC.

of course, san n jeremy BOTH gave me weird looks.

STILL....i talked to the fly......


....to no avail.


sanjeev said: "look at that lar, wei! even the fly ignoring you...BWAHAHAHA!



well....being lifeless in a cafe seemed the best thing to do when we went out to damansara for Magic the Gathering....

here is what we did:

jeremy stuck a straw in a hollow ice cube.
suspended the straw on the glass' rim.

the challenge:

see who guesses the right time the ice cube takes to melt and fall into the glass.
i bet 20 mins.
jeremy bet 15 mins.
san bet 13 mins.
yats bet 5 mins.

and we waited.



and WAITED some more....



yats couldnt take it any longer.
he got up from his seat...blew at the ice cube till it dropped....

lifelessness is part of holidays. u cant blame us. =D

-Cheng Chee